The Hole
The place for all the crap I stumble across on the net
Dad is a BRAVE Dog
Texas Toast from Hardees, Actually to tasty to be a heart attack on a bun.
*I likes it!*That Makes your Nose Look Short
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photo
of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let
her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a
photo in half and sends her the top part.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a
picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture
in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the
photo.
He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the
wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother’s
eyesight is, and hopes she won’t notice. A few weeks
later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,
“Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style…it
makes your nose look short!”
In Sickness and in Health
ITS BEHIND ME ISNT IT?
Dolphin VS Tiger!
LET THE DAY BEGIN!
*So it has been written in the Book of Tumblr so let it be done.. *
Pictures I have noticed
You Know you saw this coming..
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her cat in her arms.“Hey, lady”, yells Larry, “Throw me the cat!”
“No,” she cries, “It’s too far!”
“I play football. I can catch him!”
The smoke is pouring from the windows. The woman kisses her cat goodbye and tosses it down to the street.
Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and he runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one-handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.
Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
Walk with Pride!
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….run!”
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!”
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!”
The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: “R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run!” All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, “He doesn’t have to run, he got four balls.”
“Walk with pr-r-ride man!”
